vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

Lobstromonous

A adjective meaning anything you want it to mean, depending on the context of the sentence in which it is used.

"I hope you have a lobstromonous day!"
"Work is getting lobstromonous."
"What kind of lobstromonous person steals a car?"
"This view is absolutely lobstromonous!"

by Anonymous123212321 January 16, 2013

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 7, 2012

laust

Laust is a big danish guy, he can be a meanie but when it comes to beer, he is the friendliest person you will ever meet. When you meet a Laust, always invite him to a party.

"Hey, have you see Laust?"
"Yeah, he's right there, getting a beer"

by krackazzbois January 19, 2018

Lobster pincer

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.

3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*

by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020

lobstah

The way Mainahs say what most folks call lobster. Seeing as Maine has the largest lobstah industry of any state in the USA, "lobstah" is the correct pronunciation of the word.

I pulled up 6 lobstahs in the last trap, but only 3 were keepahs.

by creepybanana? December 31, 2009

pasta and lobster

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

by sourmilkies September 15, 2023