Lord Farquaad

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquaad

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

by HailRussia September 28, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A nickname for Will Farquarson from Bastille. (or Lord Farquason)

Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.

by Ollixe December 5, 2019

Lord Farquaad

An amazing person who is our leader

oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy

by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020

Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024