Lonked

another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!

Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"

Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"

Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"

by yomommmmmmabro October 23, 2011

Lonk

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

by Lonk_Master5 November 7, 2009

lonk

n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.

guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...

by lonk1 July 12, 2011

Lonk

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'

M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.

by MellyBoot XD June 22, 2008

Lonk

A descriptive word used to call cool people.

Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!

by Bigstoo December 14, 2008

Taylor Lonk

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

by crazzybob198 December 7, 2010

lonk-doodle

a fat,lazy, or inactive person.

look at that lonk-doodle sitting on the couch eating chips

by mistasmith April 17, 2010