Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

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lolnessoleon

Originated from the term 'LOL" (Lots of Laughs/ Laugh out Loud). Extreme LOL-ness

"I got so drunk, i table danced"
-"LOL"
"N then i fell off"
-"Lolnessoleon"

by courtz January 23, 2005

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Locness

(adj) having characteristics of a smooth talking suave jiving ladies man

(v) the act of picking up underage girls

(adj) swag

Jenny: "Did you hear? Luis is so locness right now. My brother seen him with a youngin last night"

Sarah: "No way! I would've never guessed"

Jenny: Yeah we should call Chris Hansen on that perv

by canflentas October 23, 2012

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LOLNews

In Tweetology, LOLNews, preceded by a hash tag (#), is an identifier for a funny or offbeat news story posted on Twitter as a tweet.

Thief nabbed with 68 tubes of toothpaste. #LOLNews

by @tlw3 April 4, 2009

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Lonessa is a bad bitch if she doesn’t like you. But if you’re her friend she is one of the kindest person you’ll ever meet. This name is very special this name is created by thoughtful parents or them selves.Lonessa is very smart funny athletic and never runs out of energy.If you find this never let go a Lonessa💋🌹❤️❤️love

“Hey you want to play with us, I know I’m really ugly, but you still want to play?”.asked a girl or boy.

“Sure your not ugly and if anyone calls you ugly I’m on your side, got it.”, said Lonessa

by 💓💗💟☮️ October 19, 2019

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