Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.

I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.

by Joe Iron August 22, 2007

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

Indiana Log Jammer

Having your mate upside down on a ladder while you stand over top of her T-bagging her butthole, or "jamming your log"

"it was a first last night, we pulled off the good old Indiana Log Jammer."

by SiñorTyler October 17, 2016

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023