loam

to cuddle someone. to snuggle

I can’t wait to get home, watch netflix, and loam you all night on the couch

by tree-galore February 23, 2021

loam nut

1. a weasely, neurotic pseudo-castrati who pokes at people from afar with in-jokes that are so far in they're fighting to make it past the O-RING.
2. a hunk of dirt, nut-shaped

Blinker is a muthafuckin' LOAM NUT, YO.

by TemporalFlux April 7, 2003

Loam

A person who is gay and uses the word more than once in a minute.

Loam twice in a row?!

by Imani Weathersby January 15, 2021

Loam

The ultimate form of being cooked. Lowest of the Low.

person 1 : "dude I'm totally gonna fail trig this semester."

person 2 : "you might be Loam"

by CheaterMcPeterson September 10, 2024

Loam

A word to describe an extremely nerdy/ annoying person, with Hints of gayness Implemented.

"Hey mark, look over there, that guys is such a Loam I swear"
"I know right"

by GR8 Metngs December 28, 2021

LOAM

Laughing On Ass Moms.

Can be used in replacement of “LOL”

Wow. That Deshawn LeLong guy really makes me LOAM!

by Deshawn LeLong October 30, 2020

loamed

To be under the influence of heavy nicotine by a phix, Juul, or suorin.

That pod got me so loamed I’m schmeeked now.

by RugMuncher420 January 20, 2018