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lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.

by katie nichols September 26, 2008

LMP

Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

by damaggus July 22, 2006

Lmp

Lmp means lick my pussy

hey babe lmp tn

by Kaydonald February 11, 2022

Lmp

Lick my pussy 👅💦

Girl: hey come over here and lmp

by Joe example November 3, 2019

LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

by gavs August 17, 2006

LMP

An excuse to get some attention or “like my pic” on social media

“Hey Mark, LMP I posted for you;p”

by Anonymous kesha November 17, 2017

LMP

Last minute potential

I procrastinate to use that LMP.

by R|E|T October 11, 2019