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Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)
"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?
Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

Lipton Shades 

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!
Lipton Shades by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Lipton-V 

One part black velvet, one part lipton peach ice tea mix. Add water to experience the greatest mixed drink ever created. If you're daring enough, put a sliced lemon on top for that extra zing.
"Damn, that Lipton-V was hella good"
Lipton-V by Drink Mahaster May 20, 2010

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)
Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!
lipton squirt by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

Lipton Special

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina while rotating 360 degrees at incredible speeds whilst simultaneously squirting lubricant in the air with a similar hue to Lipton Ice Tea.
Person 1 - "Oi mate, wanna Lipton Special?"
Person 2 - "Nah fuck off you dickhead"
Lipton Special by BigLemonMan June 23, 2023

Lipton Protocol 

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.
Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.
Lipton Protocol by lipton tea October 9, 2010