Lil Xan 

Lil Xan is a "rapper" who some people might call things like untalanted, unmotivated, retarded
He claims he takes a lot of xanax but in reality he's just...well a retard,his music and tattoos that look like they are drawn with a Sharpie are both bad

Hey have you heard of Lil Xan

Yes

Do you like him
W-who are you dude why are you in my house where is my family

Lil Xan by A FUCKING GOOSE August 10, 2019

Lil Xan 

Lil Xan is equivalent to Aids

After hearing Lil Xan Music and having to see his face it gave me aids.

Lil Xan by Well5002 April 8, 2019

Lil Xan 

a weird ass emo rapper who cant rap at all and is impossible to listen to,he looks like if post malone had a crack baby with lil peep and you wont be able to find anyone over the age of twelve who likes him

oh and he overdosed on cheetos

Lil xan:i might stay in my yay i might go in my yay
12 year olds: finally an artist that can relate to me!!!

Lil Xan by thechas3 October 23, 2020

Lil Xan 

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

Lil Xan by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Lil Xan 

Someone who called 2Pac boring when he hasn't listened to him.

Someone: "2Pac sucks!"
John: "You listened to any of his songs?"
Them: "What?!"
John: "Shut the hell up Lil Xan, we know it's you."

Lil Xan by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 16, 2022

lil xan 

My xaddy. Xans don't take you but lil xan take your bitch.

Dude lil xan is my daddy i want to fuck him

lil xan by DADDYXAN May 24, 2018

Lil Xan 

The worst rapper EVER AND HE CALLED THE LEGENDARY RAPPER 2pac BORING!!!!
also he has like the best mediocre song
hes named after a drug
time to change my name to lil crack rock
also hes one of those general mexican rappers that falls off super quick
hes like 594386098359628732 years old but he looks 13
"2pac's music is boring."
also his most popular song is about being off xans but 2 seconds later after the anti drug part he says "and her pussy tastes like skittles" which sounds like hes still on drugs.

youre so gay but nowhere near as gay as lil xan lol

Lil Xan by DDemystifier February 12, 2020