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LBM is an irritating Teenage Soap Opera. Constantly complaining about his/her/its tummy, and non-existant girl problems, you can find LBM in his/her/its natural habitat of Victoria Secret, sniffing the bras.
LBM: It involved hands under things...
STL:STFU LBM
Eric: We told you to stop giving guys hand jobs!
LBM by SanchezTheLlama July 25, 2004
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LBM is to annoying as Frogblast is to Halo tricking.

Littlebigman fails to go more than six sentences without saying the word 'girl'; its a proven fact. Littlebigman in himself is an oxymoron: he is big, yet little, and (heres the funny part) a man. He is not big, or little, he is pudgy. He is not a man, he is... we don't know what it is.
<Littlebigman> and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah girl blah blah girl blah blah gay sex blah blah girl and gaysex blah blah.
lbm by Eric Smith July 29, 2004
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n. Someone who is annoying, and constantly talks about stuff which noone evens cares about.

v. To discuss a subject which everyone in the room finds extremely annoying and no one cares about
1. God, you frigging LBM. Just shut up.

2. Don't mind him, he's LBM'ing.
LBM by Gutupio February 23, 2005
Mildly annoying teeanager.

............................likes pain
* SFLegend climbs into a tank, whittles down LBM|ph00d's health with the machine gun then finishes him with a tank round under his feet, Watch LBM|ph00d Fly, boy.
LBM by SF Legend July 21, 2004
Little Booties Matter 🎢🎡 (LBM)
Don’t be mad girl little booties matter (LBM) πŸ˜…
LBM by ChubbyFlyersTV December 6, 2018
Abel: Sorry lectured by mother
That should be an acronym
LBM
LBM by mmajid March 28, 2017
Short for Little booties matter
Mark: Lbm!
Molly: what does lbm mean?

Mark: little booties matter
Lbm by Mfker October 26, 2020