Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019

Lotp

Laughing off the pain

Justin texted : you got a flat ass

You texted back : lotp

by Spicychips101 November 23, 2018

laotian lollipop

When you go down on a girl/guy and have to use sriracha sauce to cover up the taste of an STD.

Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop

Tyler: gross

by TJ Stern January 5, 2011

Laotian Airbags

Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.

- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!

by tushe August 23, 2007

lhotp

Acronym for the show Little House on the Prairie.

xmisfit: Hey, did you see that episode of lhotp where Albert dies?
isayLOL: lhotp is LAME.

by xspinningisfun January 4, 2010

LMOTP

LET ME ON TOP PLEASE
lettuce mayo onion tomato pickle

LMOTP Friday night with you, baby, and, burgers and fries.

by sfdjgoisivnrs'obmgtrbpotr November 5, 2017

laotino

A Hispanic male or female mixed with the ethnicity of Lao. Laotino/a.

What’s your ethnicity?
Oh, I’m a Laotino.

What?

I’m Latino and Lao! Laotino!
Ohh! Hahaha!

by Kittayy November 20, 2017