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Windy Landscape

Aw, Windy Landscape. I just got 98 on Windy Landscape.
by Flyerlmao November 6, 2018
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anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
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Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.
Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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ladyscape

v. to groom a woman's pubic hair, esp. her own
I'm headed to Cancun next week, so I gotta ladyscape before I go. Yep, going for the full brazilian.
by Jmoney8 April 10, 2010
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landscape porn

by werdna2483 December 21, 2008
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Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".
During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.
by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007
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landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!
see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those
by michael dixon March 20, 2004
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