lorkin

Name of the best girl on the planet! She probably likes anime, and other cute things. She’s very sweet and good looking, you’ll be lucky to have Lorkin as a friend. She will stay up late talking, and she’s very funny and trustworthy.

Lorkin It looks like you brushed your hair.

by toasterroaster1800 February 5, 2018

Lorko

Lorko: Noun: A nerdo spazz/dork that doesn't know what they are talking about, exhibit sniffing behavior when under pressure. A d-bag that pretends he is cool, when in fact, he is not. Lorkos tend to have few friends. Lorkos do not party, nor can they handle socially different instances and shun such events when they occur. Lorko

Dave didn't go out last night because he is a lorko

by Bastardfeet88 November 26, 2013

lorka

Usually a passive person of Jewish descent with limited foreskin

That asshole is such a lorka

by Cuban Spice October 8, 2016

lork

To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.

Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 6, 2009

lork

half loser and half dork

That guy is a lork!
You are a lork!

by More Beeker May 12, 2007

Lork on teh clorf

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.

"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven

by Jimmeh! January 6, 2004

lorks

A very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.

"Lorks a Lordy! My bottom's on fire!"

***Courtesy of "The Young One's"***

by Flatster October 28, 2005