R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L. by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

B.L.G.S.H

Big Long Genital Squishing Hug

Acronym is used in a flirtatious manner in chat rooms and text messages.

Synonym: Big Hug

Chat1: I have to get going.

Chat2: OK… B.L.G.S.H

Chat1: Thanks! I’ll hold you to that!

B.L.G.S.H by Nigelboy January 5, 2010

F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H 

Fuck
It
You
Only
Live
Once
Shit
Happens

"You stole the answer key from Mrs. Jones?"." Yeah, f.i.y.o.l.o.s.h. !"

F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H by That Guy In 5th Block December 10, 2012

S.H.L

S.H.L - Single Hit Listener: someone who only listens to
popular single tracks from artists!

Busta - "Aye dogg that song (I've got five on it) is G with it....whos the artist?"

Loc - "Luniz"

Busta - "What about (Hood took me under)?"

Loc - "Damn trick yous a S.H.L!"

S.H.L by Merksman May 10, 2008

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

H.S.L 

Abbreviation for high strength lager.

'Lance, I wanna get mucked-up'.

'Alright Skiddler, get a H.S.L on'.

H.S.L by Nate D Dowg May 18, 2009

S.H.L.A.D.

Acronym for Steaming Hot Liquid Acid Diarrhea. It is a thin, liquidity substance that is highly acidic in nature and has the ability to eat through almost any material.

He stuck his arm in a vat of S.H.L.A.D. and when he pulled it out nothing remained but clean, bleached bone.

S.H.L.A.D. by Tr1ad August 19, 2009