kwok

(verb) - to deny access to a resource (usually a toilet) by occupying it or otherwise rendering it unusable (often for extraordinarily long periods time).
also kwokked (adj) - broken, unusable

Rough night last night, really had to take a shit. Tried to go the bathroom three times over half an hour but was kwokked each time.

or

Sorry, I can't get that information right now, the database is kwokked.

by frequentKwokeeInfrequentKwokker April 16, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

Allen Kwok

A gentleman, loyal and honest. He is incredibly patient especially when you are moody he can cheer you up with his funny humor and silly jokes. A Short King with the biggest heart (& d). He loves anime, soccer and eating sushi. He has the biggest heart for those he loves. He will only think about you and love you. So you’re truly lucky to have him! He never gives up on you!

Allen Kwok: I am yours, your koala.
His Gf (Liv): Allen Kwok I want to be your Liv Kwok.

by rosekook May 12, 2023

Nestor Kwok

A very charming homosexual person who would put his kwok in your mouth.
"Come suck my kwok!"

Nestor Kwok is being kwoky as ever

by KWOKY November 16, 2021

Rachel Kwok

Just the best person ever.

Rachel Kwok is the best person ever.

by November 24, 2021

kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 25, 2004

Kwok sticks

A name referring to an asian girl.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kwok sticks

by EweGeeElleWhy? April 29, 2009