kwok

(verb) - to deny access to a resource (usually a toilet) by occupying it or otherwise rendering it unusable (often for extraordinarily long periods time).
also kwokked (adj) - broken, unusable

Rough night last night, really had to take a shit. Tried to go the bathroom three times over half an hour but was kwokked each time.

or

Sorry, I can't get that information right now, the database is kwokked.

by frequentKwokeeInfrequentKwokker April 16, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

Nestor Kwok

A very charming homosexual person who would put his kwok in your mouth.
"Come suck my kwok!"

Nestor Kwok is being kwoky as ever

by KWOKY November 16, 2021

Rachel Kwok

Just the best person ever.

Rachel Kwok is the best person ever.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 24, 2004

Kwok sticks

A name referring to an asian girl.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kwok sticks

by EweGeeElleWhy? June 6, 2009

Kwok's quease

(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.

Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.

by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012