kirktober

The one month in the NFL where veteran Kirk Cousins realizes he’s a professional quarterback and puts his entire heart on the field.

- beginning of regular season -
Jack: “Kirk Cousins sucks!”
Tyler: “Oh yeah? Just wait until kirktober!”

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

kirk hammett

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica

kirk hammett is hot

by hollqndsfx November 13, 2022

kirk-lover

A Star Trek fan boy, specifically, of Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. A kind of Trekkie.

"My website overrunneth with Capt. Kirk-lovers. Nerds!"

by Jimmy Wales' Ego September 20, 2013

Kirk Weiler

Your daughter calls him daddy

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*

by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018

Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.

"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."

by Dæmonite September 17, 2003

kirkulated

Sounds vibrating around your skull as you sit there in silence despairing over the vows of life

Greg sat as he was kirkulated by his friends

by Gregypooh July 13, 2023