Kreebler

A creepy person (i.e. the dude who stands in the corner all night at a party, doesn't say a word and stares at everyone or the dude who likes to touch people a bit too much while he talks to them.) One who kreebles.

Can you believe that guy? He was like rubbing my back and shit while he was talking to me. What a fuckin' Kreebler!

by Aaron November 1, 2004

Keeble

(v) The act of "fingering" someone up the anus. The act of inserting ones finger into the anus of another person. Originated from someone overshooting when with their girlfriend.

If someone is fingered up their anus by their boyfriend/girlfriend, they are said to have been keebled. Keebling being the act of fingering someone up the anus. One can also poke other people's arses (through clothing) and say "keebled", this is an immature way of keebling someone.

by Yonni June 11, 2006

Kreeb

A gravity bong, made out of a plastic water bottle and a socket attached to the cap, used to smoke the marijuana.

"Hey Dave, want to go rip a kreeb and get high?"

"Yo dude I am so high after taking that kreeb"

by Kreeb Ripper December 10, 2020

Kleeborp

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"

Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008

kneebiter

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.

Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger

by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

by jpkaty October 5, 2009

Keeb

An affectionate term for a keyboard. (Primarily used in the mechanical keyboard community.)

"Got my new keeb today!" "Your what?" "Google it you asshole."

by gabe22 February 1, 2018