Shorter definition of koreaboo.
A kreeb/koreaboo is one who is obsessed with everything Korean in the bad kind of way. These obsessions are usually caused by kpop or kdrama. Kreebs like Asians and think that all Koreans are attractive. They learn Korean and want to visit Korea.
A highly contagious disease caught through visual contact. It is highly likely to catch once first laying eyes upon Ally. Similar to crabs but a disease of the heart. Once you see Ally you will instantly fall in love. Your heart belongs to her.
Guy 1: "Who is that girl? She is absolutely stunning!"
Guy 2: "Don't stare! You'll catch Krebbs!"
Guy 1: "She has such a beautiful smile..."
Guy 2: "It's too late. You caught it."
Guy 3: "Don't we all?"
The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.
“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
“Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”
ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz
Elliot:Goodbye ET ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!