Kurt is a fine-looking guy, with a great personality... once you get to know him. Not exactly the nicest, or the meanest, he can tease his friends real mean sometimes. Has a huge heart, cares for alot of people, has multiple love issues and DON'T EVER underestimate his basketball skills because he will destroy with his amazing shooting skill. Usually says "I never try". Believe him he's telling the truth, unless u ran into a slightly different kurt. He is not exactly a person to stay on track, but once he's been taught a lesson, he can do great things. His basketball skills are very similar to Jimmy Butler. Kurt has very high standards to live up to but may not be able to reach them
Handles: B
Shooting(All Around): A
Passing: B+
Dunking: A++
Defence: B
Rebounding: B-
Posting: C+
Handles: B
Shooting(All Around): A
Passing: B+
Dunking: A++
Defence: B
Rebounding: B-
Posting: C+
(Beats Kurt in 1v1)
Kid: U suck
Kurt: I wasn't trying
Kid: Sure u were
(Kurt Gives the kid death stare)
Kid: Ur so bad at basketball, that even my grandma can shoot better than you
Kurt: Rematch, Again!!
(Kid gets destroyed)
Kid: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
Kurt: I Have my ways
Kid: U suck
Kurt: I wasn't trying
Kid: Sure u were
(Kurt Gives the kid death stare)
Kid: Ur so bad at basketball, that even my grandma can shoot better than you
Kurt: Rematch, Again!!
(Kid gets destroyed)
Kid: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
Kurt: I Have my ways
by kstrece February 16, 2017
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Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG He just winked at me *Faints*
*Ambulance Arrives*
Paramedic: What happened here?
Girl 1: That guy over there just winked at her and she fainted.
Paramedic: That guy right there? *points at kurt*
Girl 1: YES!
Paramedic: Wow, isnt he dreamy, what a kurt. *Faints*
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG He just winked at me *Faints*
*Ambulance Arrives*
Paramedic: What happened here?
Girl 1: That guy over there just winked at her and she fainted.
Paramedic: That guy right there? *points at kurt*
Girl 1: YES!
Paramedic: Wow, isnt he dreamy, what a kurt. *Faints*
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Kurt is a finely crafted individual with many tremendous qualities. Perhaps the most noticeable of these qualities is Kurt's moral code, which he cannot deny. Acutely aware of his own ephemeral nature, and bound by his ethics, Kurt attempts to optimize every moment he can in making the world a better place.
Donor A: Yah know, donating blood sure does make me feel good about myself.
Donor B: I know, but we're no Kurts!
both laugh
Donor A: Yeah, gotta love Kurt!
Donor B: I know, but we're no Kurts!
both laugh
Donor A: Yeah, gotta love Kurt!
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Girl: I always thought Kurt was a sex god but then I learned that he sailed and I had no choice but to take my pants off.
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The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
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