some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.
"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"
"well what kind of weed is this?"
"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"
"well what kind of weed is this?"
"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"
by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007
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A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.
by 0wn3d? July 24, 2004
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2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold
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3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
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3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.
by Bacon January 5, 2005
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by Allah December 19, 2002
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