Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

Davin Kroomer

Davin Kroomer is a stinky little mexican man. You'll spot a Davin Kroomer right away their hair will vary from circles to dreadlocks(Davin Kroomer is 63% black, 27% mexican and 10% white). Davin Kroomers will always be under 5 feet tall the tallest recorded Davin Kroomer ever was 4 feet and 7 inches. Davin Kroomers are also very very racist they despise black people while ironically being mostly black. The first words a Davin Kroomer will say is not dad or mom it's going to be nigga.

Hey mom look I caught a Davin Kroomer!

by SexyBoy8673 April 15, 2020

krooze

a bad ass mutha fucka who lives in the south.

"damn thats that one nikkuh krooze lets get out of here"

by krooze May 26, 2008

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Krooked Mafia

The Krooked Mafia is a Upstate New York gang with no affiliation to the bloods or crips. Fairly small compared to other gangs they are unified and wear the colors green and black. They call themselves krooks and call to each other by yelling K-ROOK!!!

"Yo them krooked mafia boys get it in!"

by big-j1 February 26, 2009

Kroozer

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007