krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003

krotchman

A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.

"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.

by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 17, 2008

kretcher

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

kretch

Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.

Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"

by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

lexie kretchmer

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

kretchy

Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.

That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.

by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015

Hoolie Krotch

the legendary prophet of the beer god who is also a maverick with the ladies.

Holy crap, that drunk guy over there with all the ladies must be none other than Hoolie Krotch.

by peter beater April 15, 2008