knobbsy

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

klobb

A Soviet gun designed specifically to miss its target.

Chad proceeded to be owned by the slap after firing two clips from his Klobb.

by Brad Avery April 18, 2004

Krob nob

Krob nob is a rare disease where ones dick has a special kind of green crust growing off it the only person it has infected so far is Kyle kimber but James is showing signs of the disease so be careful. The only known cure is to let Troy Johnson suck the end of your nob until it falls off.

Troy will save us all from krob nob

by Krob nob January 22, 2020

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Krabbler

Texas Hold'em hand: K-3 of any suit. Shows remarkable ability to win against overwhelming odds. Often personified as a vicious killer. In verb form, indicates an overwhelming negative event.

I saw krabbler kill a man in broad daylight just for fun. Krabbler destroyed a young boy with aces. Matt Leinart krabblered that beer bong. After visiting a urologist, I discovered she krabblered me.

by Ron Dayne's strict diet April 3, 2009

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011