Kind , Loving , can be a little annoying. Will go out of their way to embarrass themself for others. Loud , violent and Agressive but can be really funny and entertaining.
Kristian is a great person to be around.
by Oml 101 May 18, 2019
The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
by Mornin'! September 16, 2010
Kristian is a beautiful white boy with a very large cock. He can rap like Eminem and can play football like Haaland. He gets all the girls and can’t wait to beat up his mum
by DaddyMakaveli April 27, 2020
An amazing person who is outstanding in every way beyond perfection.(Examples: kind, nice, intelligent, funny, modest, phenomenal,the best, etc.)
Person 1: there is no word that describes a person as incredible as him
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!
by Just DiDi July 19, 2013
the most perfect GIRL in the world. she's amazingly sweet and really nice, and she's hot too. she can put a smile on anybodys face. she's so pretty and cute and adorable. she's really lovable. she makes people better people. she'll be there by your side and stick up for the people she loves. she's gorgeous and boost peoples confidence. she'll make you non-embarrassed and keep your secrets. she's trustworthy and in love with a cool guy.; she's soo amazing and its easy to fall in love with her. she's hot,pretty,beautiful,gorgeous. gah, there arnt enough words to describe her. well, lets just say, im in love with her(:
person: woah, do you know kristian?
me: yeah, im in love with her
person: LUCKY
me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
me: yeah, im in love with her
person: LUCKY
me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
by YouKnowWho56 May 23, 2011
A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.
Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.
by KlunkyKATE April 13, 2009
kristian is shy and anxious at first but after he passes some time with you, he will get confident and never stop making you happy. You have to enjoy your time with him and never play with his feelings cause his love for you is real. Make him feel loved and appreciative so he could know that you truly care for him. That's all!
by sircartier1600 November 20, 2021