Kredine

a long shot off jizz or cum usually ranges from 4-12 ft high usually occurs if havent masterbated or been sexually active for a while.

I kredined while watching an awesome movie

by drewslaw the coleslaw April 5, 2010

kretin

A person who thinks they are smart when in actual fact they aren't

George Bush is a kretin

by Daxel February 4, 2005

kreskin

From the historical hypnotist/magician Kreskin. When someone pulls a tactic, object, or idea from seemingly nowhere in a completely surprising manner. Occasionally, also when someone makes something to disappear in this manner.

The group seemed disappointed in not having papers. Suddenly, Jacob kreskined a pipe. "Where'd you get that," Jason said, astonished.

by Darklight November 30, 2004

kreindl

It's where you are with a girl (or boy) and you can't get it up and then you shit yourself. you must then extend both arms to the kreindl'd woman (or man) and yell KREINDL!!

Scott: Yo...I just kreindl'd some bitch...
Matt: and what?
Scott: Plus Dome!!!
Matt: Nice!

by BUCKMASTERFLEX January 28, 2008

Kresna

A really funny person, one who could always cheer you up but sometimes they are sellfish and thinks that they know everything. Someone who is a mommy's boy and doesn't have a life and sometimes he is overacting and usually fails in tasks.

That guy is funny but sometimes he gets on my nerves, he is such a Kresna

by sriracha321 April 29, 2011

KretinBlox

He is playing Roblox.
That's all.

KretinBlox went for a walk at the scary land of Adopt Me toxic path.

by Mr.Raptor March 21, 2021

Kreasing

a random word that defines as stuffing around or messing around

i saw davies just kreasing around at Deakin

malaka his just been kreasing around waiting for his shu babes to come over

by t_man 101 April 10, 2022