Kowalski Cult

Cult made by the penguin man exops that people salute the penguin kowalski in

Praise kowalski
Join Kowalski cult

by DrybonesYT March 3, 2021

Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Kowalskied

To inexplicably smash, break, or further render anything else useless, that one touches. Complimented by taking absolutely no responsibility for any of the above incidents.

You Kowalskied the computer in the first three hours of your shift!

by Innotech April 14, 2006

The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

by BustaNutz June 5, 2009

Kowalski

A polish surname. Kowalski’s are sweet and caring with a great sense of humor.

“Have you met my girl friend, she’s a Kowalski”

by CastAway409 January 14, 2021

Kowalski Cult

The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.

"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."

by friendlywriter March 3, 2021

Kowalski Detail

Dropping a deuce on the driver seat of a convertible whose top is down. Performed while hanging your ass over the driver side door.

Fred gave that jerk's Miata a wicked Kowalski detail.

by Nimo and Kris November 20, 2007