kotex cowboy

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

kotex mafia

1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. My fucking cunt bosses

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.

by Sterling Cox January 14, 2008

Kotex queen

A woman who is super moody, and emotional.

Hail to the Kotex Queen!!

by BushColinDick February 24, 2004

cleveland kotex

the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.

after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.

by street whiz August 15, 2011

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009

Kotex Muncher

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 12, 2013

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009