kopite

Someone who refuses to accept the truth no matter what evidence is placed in front of them.

Despite the fact his Parrot has been dead for nine years Billy still thinks it's alive, healthy and will win the Champions League next year.

by Goat Boy May 14, 2003

Kopite

A deluded creature, normally seen in red, originating from Merseyside. They are known to smell, shag their own Mothers and luckily gain access to European Competitions. Kopites are known as Gobshites. A Kopite. In direct contrast with the Mighty Blues, Everton.

Look at that kopite fucking ones Mother

by Ren Ball September 21, 2005

kopite

One who smells of urine and urinates in fellow kopites' pockets

Phil is down on his luck, he has a big red nose and stinks of wee. He is a Kopite

by lizardo_jr April 8, 2003

kopite

(n) See 'Anal Secretion'

Hark! I have found a Kopite in my underwear.

by Fish Fong Chips April 8, 2003

Kopite

A person usually from anywhere but Liverpool i.e. Norway, who supports Liverpool only when they are winning stuff(e.g. the champions league). They are seen to be swinging a shitty scarf over their head, singing a shitty song in a language they dont know, and have a lot of badges pinned to them.

There is Bjorn, he has supported Liverpool all his life....well since may 2005. He has his scarf on again, whats that he is singing? sounds like another language to me. He's a kopite.

by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006

Kösterprojekt

A project that has had a lot of thought put into it, only to be sadly neglected by laziness and eventually never ever coming to completion.

Think of making a game down to the smallest detail, even have the color of the main characters shoelaces. Then, after all this detailed planning, leave the project alone to die the slow death of neglect.

by Carl Gustav IV June 22, 2004

kopite

Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates

Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher

by Quint April 8, 2003