Koicher

A golfing term, describing a golf shot as being excellent.

Wow, that shot was a real koicher.

by golfmaniac February 27, 2010

Klocher

a very sophisticated man that has the great power of withstanding the nut

has a nutting power of 42

person 1: damn Klocher just busted a nut
person 2 aka mom: wow hes my boy

by sexyasianass November 4, 2019

kocher

A general douchebag, usually one that already has a girlfriend but hits on yours nonstop. Can sometimes have a dream about banging your girlfriend and then telling everyone about it. You do not want to be one of these people.

Guy 1: Dude that guy is all over my girlfriend

Guy 2: What a Kocher. Lets get him.

by Backoffmygirl May 3, 2010

tori koechert

The sweetest, prettiest, kindest girl you will ever meet. Doesn’t take shit from people and doesn’t deserves a guy that won’t treat her right. She is an angel in every way and everyone wants to be her friend.

I love her so much!!!!! She is such a tori koechert.

by 13everyone57 May 2, 2018

kocher

a closeted gay man who hasn't come out of the closet; mooches off others, and has a gnarly receding hairline. usually seen at your local bar passing out business cards to ugly chicks in order to get laid.

Man! Did you see that guy at the bar?? Dude is acting like a Kocher!!!

by aman-daht January 1, 2009

koochgrass

The name for bermudagrass (a common warm-weather grass) in Australia.

Bob trimmed his koochgrass lawn this morning.

by NikoonRocke December 21, 2012

Chuck Kocher

A beastly man who is in between the age of 39-48. Could be mistaken for Cousin Eddy from Christmas vacation.

Did you see the story about “Chuck Kocher”? The newspaper said last night he ate a 3 month old child

by therealhunterdavison December 20, 2020