Girl 1: "wow, is that Konstantinos? he's SUPER hot!"
Girl 2: "omg yes it is!! you should go say hi to him, he might fuck you or something cos he's a sex machine"
Girl 1: "yeah im gonna go talk to him and hope he pulls out that phat schlong"
Girl 2: "omg yes it is!! you should go say hi to him, he might fuck you or something cos he's a sex machine"
Girl 1: "yeah im gonna go talk to him and hope he pulls out that phat schlong"
by TACO TIDDIES December 26, 2021

A fucking badass who can do any thing an beat Goku in 200 battles by sending a black whole in his stomach then destroying his existence and then proceeds to go in the black hole and comes back 9990 years later. also he’s got p-sun as his allie
omg p-sun is there where is Konstantinos
by hiqqwwee December 8, 2020

A guy that always gets friendzoned. He can't handle alcohol. If he drinks one beer shot, he turns into the baby dragon. His future plan is to get a independent entrepreneur in the taxi business. He doesnt know know how to speak to females and stands alone at the corner when they arrive. His shoes cost more than his entire life is worth.
by Sim the pro March 20, 2022

A name of one of the hardest people alive, easily the coolest guy when he walks in the room, no question that all the hoes are looking at him whenever he pulls up to any event, even an event like Gekyume's Circumcision ceremony. If you see a Konstantino roaming around he is probably dripped out in some Ferragamo's and an iced out gold chain. Konstantino is a hoop god, and the likes of LeBron James and Michael Jordan bow down to him when he's on the court. Overall, a Konstantino is likely to steal your bitch and drown in that cash. He is no question the guy that everybody wants to be.
Hoe: Oh my God it's Konstantino I want him to fuck me so bad.
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
by Youngchungus April 18, 2019

by god or otherwise known as ogre November 15, 2017

by Clay Monette June 16, 2004

A famous greek writer, assistant professor in byzantine studies. His works include: "The sanitary system in the Byzantine Empire" and "Murder in Byzantium".
Konstantinos Katakouzinos is a joyful person who loves everyone around him and doesn't want to kill them.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
