Konieczko

v. An example of a particularly violent and/or prolonged motorboating.

Wow- that guy just got konieczko'd. Hope he's OK...

by Gangsta Hodge April 14, 2009

Konichiwow

When you see a cute Japanese person and you just can't stick with the basic "konnichiwa" so you say konichiwow instead.

Guy: *sees cute Japanese girl* Konichiwow girl!

by Azurite18 March 8, 2021

Konji

Usually used by people of Nigerian descent to describe a state of extreme horniness. Usually only applies to people who have tasted the forbidden fruit before

Guy 1 : See that fat girl!
Guy 2 : With the konji that I have right now, I would still smash

by Junepaules12 April 25, 2011

konji

a feeling off sexual pleasure that you need at that point of time when a boy/girl has not smashed in a long time and is in the mood for anything

"konji has caught you shey"
"yes o, konji can kill"

by yoyoboogyou January 28, 2020

Konicek

A person who others refer to as a cunt. Usually suffer from mild retardation.

Man, that guy is such a Konicek.

by bluewildomar February 21, 2011

kencident

transitive verb - A somewhat emotional response to a significant incident where the speaker explains to the cause of said incident the error of action and/or judgement, including a personal statement; using a verbal method of illustration which is both unique and inappropriate enough to the given environment to be both humorous and offending in general.

Origin:

English contraction, from Middle English, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin

ken - name, from Middle English
incident-, incidens, from Latin, present participle of incidere to fall into, from in- + cadere to fall

First Known Use: Mid 2010

In response to a poorly worded email:
"That guy is about to have on serious kencident."

In response to a kencident
"Jim caused a kencident when he dropped the ball for the fourth time.""

by instructor March 29, 2013

konijnendans

Translation means "rabbit dance", founded in the Netherlands by some university students, also called cutting shapes, basically like shuffling but with a lot more flair

Guy who wants to impress on the dancefloor: 'Hey put on some deep house so I can do some konijnendans'

DJ: 'fuck off'

by Cutter of Shapes June 4, 2017