klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

Kelando

A really cool dude that is misunderstood but also a joy to have around.

Damn man, Kelando is a really cool dude.

by realKELP June 4, 2018

Klanimal

A member of the KKK who is either an animal or worse that the average KKK human member... As sported by Joy on My Name is Earl

He ain't any old stupid KKK member he's a fucking Klanimal.

by Jon_Diego January 5, 2010

Kelan

A savior sent from God itself, Kelan started and will end this world. He shall send people up to heaven or down to hell, offerings are a big part in that decision. Beans. Kelan the God of robux, he decides the fate of every being in this world. The robux God himself.

All hail Lord Kelan!

by PeanutButterLover445 August 31, 2021

Ku Klux Klan Master

THE VERY EPIC WHITE KNIGHT RIDING A BLACK HORSE TO REPRESENT HIS SUPERIORITY

UR A GOD KU KLUX KLAN MASTER

by KU KLUX KLAN MASTER March 29, 2021

Klanistan

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.

White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."

by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009

Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011