Kojo
Kojo by Original Princess March 8, 2005
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On the seventh day god rested......... WRONG, on the seventh day god created Kojo. Kojo is the only man who is allowed to be queen. He is the male equivalent to Jennifer Lopez but way better. He enjoys looking down at the people who are completely inferior and not as beautiful and graceful as him which is everyone.. He hates it when dumb bitches talk shit about him like they even know him. He spends most of his time hanging out with fellow bad bitches Madison Montgomery, Marie Laveau, & Queenie. (all from american horror story) He would rather die than be caught with basic bitches such as princesses Aurora, Snow White, and Ariel. Kojo Is the true source of beauty and if he weren't around everybody would be as basic as Taylor swift.
Person 1: Did you hear that Kojo was elected queen?
Person 2: I'm not surprised, that bad bitch is so beautiful i'm surprised he wasn't elected sooner.
Person 2: I'm not surprised, that bad bitch is so beautiful i'm surprised he wasn't elected sooner.
Kojo by Felicia2019 February 9, 2019
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On the seventh day god rested…. WRONG. On the seventh day God created Kojo. Kojo is the only male allowed to be a queen. He is the male equivalent to Jennifer Lopez but way better. He is a lover of animals who dominates everyone. Spends most of his time looking down at people who are completely inferior and not as majestic as him, which is everyone.And hangs out with the likes of Santa Claus, Abraham Lincoln and Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. Kojo is the true Mrs. Universe as he is the ultimate source of beauty in the existence of everything. He is the Heaven and the Earth; the current and the afterlife. He is the only true delegate and champion of truth, justice and sexiness.
person 1: did you hear that Kojo was elected queen?
person 2: I’m not surprised. That bad bitch is so beautiful i’m surprised he wasn’t elected sooner.
person 2: I’m not surprised. That bad bitch is so beautiful i’m surprised he wasn’t elected sooner.
Kojo by Lyanna Mormont November 22, 2021
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A joke killer, someone who doesn't know what the joke is or why it's funny but will laugh at anything and everything on the off chance it is and then will retell it under the false premise of being included in the joke. They are attention whores and are often very loud as to draw attention to themselves. Regardless of where you are, there will always be a kojo.
Person: ...yeah, but you forgot to turn the oven back off.
The Kojo: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Person: Can you tell me what line of thought made you associate what I said with that joke? It doesn't even make sense! Moreover, can you explain to me why you think it's so funny?
The Kojo: Because it is!!
The Kojo: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Person: Can you tell me what line of thought made you associate what I said with that joke? It doesn't even make sense! Moreover, can you explain to me why you think it's so funny?
The Kojo: Because it is!!
Kojo by Alphaparticle May 21, 2011
Kojo
i’m a kojo