by Luan March 3, 2005
(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
Kobi is bae
by Ramonadickhead January 3, 2018
Damn where do I even start with koby. Koby is the man. The myth. The legend. He’s basically a God. He’s a really good boyfriend and a even greater daddy. All the guys wanna be him. He’s super athletic but also a nerd. He’s loyal asf and will always be there no matter what. Chill to be around and kind. He spoils his friends and family even if he doesn’t have a lot of money. He is also very humble. If you ever meet a Koby by all means keep him. No one can compare to Koby. He’s strong and tough but also soft and sweet. He’s thinks he sucks at flirting when actually he’s a expert at it. He’s also like a sex God. Cherish the moments you have with Koby because you’ll never find anyone like him. He’s also funny and protective as fuck and he will beat the shit out of anyone. Also he has a big dick.
by Yolo808909 April 3, 2019
Oh my god words cant even describe Koby he is the best guy anyone could ask for!! He is sweet,nice, charming, loyal and did I mention HOT AF!?! Koby can win your heart in matter of seconds!! I know he did with me and I have been caught up with him ever since! He is so boyfriend material! His flirt game is off the charts and he definitiely has a KILLER BODY!! Watch out ladies because when there is koby is your life you want to hold on to him forever!
by Anonymous10000000000 November 23, 2018
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