A Knudsen

In several northern european countries "a Knudsen" is used to describe a person who is trying really hard to excel at something (i.e. chess og pie eating) but whose talent is absolutely hopeless and whose results are embarrasing and a lauging stock by everybody involved. Often it is done by people with an academic career which they believe enables them to take up activities far from their limited abilities.

He really pulled a Knudsen when he started to take up tennis.

by Hammers78 May 25, 2010

Knuysen

A bunch of mf’s that don’t share food.

That kid over there never shares food, he’s probably a Knuysen.

by Long jumping Jeff May 15, 2024

Knumbering

To knumber is to stand in a boisterous and hauty fashion as if nothing could possibly go wrong
Spoken as (Khu-noom-burr-ing)

LOOK AT ME I AM KNUMBERING UPON THIS KNOLL! Who else could be this knumberant on such a fine day ohhoho

by Bucket1ord June 14, 2024

josh knudsen

corny guy from Iowa that likes to have radioactive sex with cattle and finger bang sows

Look at the queer over there with his finger in that cat, what a "josh knudsen"

by Josh Knudsen November 10, 2017

Grant Knutsen

The sexist man to ever live with a giant penis.

Jane:
Me being the world’s hottest woman alive, I want Grant Knutsen.

Megan Foxx 2012:

Yeah me too

Kanye West:
I hate Jews

by Grant Knutsen worshiper July 19, 2025

Malthe Knudsen

I mean he's alive :/

Person1: Is Malthe Knudsen alive?
Person2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK August 21, 2025