Knumse

Dismantling someone in a sexual way

So yesterday i knumsede my girlfriend. She didn't like it

by The grandmaster January 21, 2021

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

knudsen

Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.

Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!

by NotRuna April 19, 2018

Jack Knudsen

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....

from all over the world
the geezer
lemon squeezer
woman pleaser
jack knudsen

by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021

Old Knudsen

Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma.

Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen.

Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.

"You kicked the fuck out of those 3 big guys just like Old Knudsen would."

"My girl ran off with another bloke, she says hes hung like Old Knudsen."

by Billy one ear February 16, 2010

knuser

the most wicked band of all time, very metal, very cool (their on youtube, very good)

person 1: bro Knuser is so wicked

person 2: bro ikr, so metal

by your mothers foreskin October 29, 2021

Erik Knudsen

Sexy, hot and would TOTALLY fuck
Erik knudsen is literally daddy

Girl: I would totally fuck him so hard

Boy: Who?
Girl: Erik knudsen. He’s so fucking hot
Boy: Oh yeah, I want a piece of that

by hornybb March 6, 2021