knackered

tired after sex

i'm knackered after last night

by zxcvbnm,#';lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop May 10, 2009

knackered

Tired and exhausted. Completely spent and thus, useless.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Knackered

When you have recently blown your load and are very down and tired.

"Hey Brad you want a blow Job" - Molly
"Im still knackered from when we had sex 30 mins ago" - Brad

by MassiveLad July 18, 2016

Knackered

Drunk

I was knackered after drinking wine.

by R&Co October 19, 2018

knackered

To be covered in semen or to be extremely tired.

"dude that guy knackered me last night"
"i thought you were a guy!"

"oh. oops. i guess im gay."

by aboybrushedblue May 24, 2010

Knackered

sexually tired;
an old horse thats going to the glue factory.

by lopus April 24, 2003

knackered

having suffered an injury to the testicles

used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam

"I knackered myself when i fell off the monkey bars"

by Phillip J Brown January 24, 2007