Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Kern Burn

A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.

I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.

by The_Mark June 17, 2019

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

Kerner

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

by Kerner June 13, 2013

klein mein

not carring or who gives a shit used in greece, thessaloniki more or less.

#1: oh did you know I got a new pair of pants today look how amazing they are and i am so special because I have this amazing pair of pants
#2: klein mein more malaka.

by fafoura February 1, 2010

Kierney

A totally radical Irish girl who's hotter than hell itself. Though totally devilish, she has a good heart, crazy humor, and doesn't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. Tell her you don't like her and she'll reply with a colorfully artistic response of where you can shove it. Beautifully fair (as most Irish women are) with eyes that hold the mysteries of the universe. To get a hold of the rare Kierney is to embark on the wildest journey of your life.

"Dude, do you see that chick over there?"
"The hot one that looks like she wants to eat you alive?"
"Yeah, man. She looks like a total Kierney. I'll let that Irish siren drag me to hell any day."

by musicman85 April 28, 2013