Klein

When someone on a trampoline gets double bounced, loses control, and lands on a poor soul.

Joe gets double bounced and lands on Amin.
Amin: Dude what the heck man why'd you klein me?
Joe: Sorry man

by yo_its_me September 16, 2008

klein

n. A pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.
v. To conspicuously and pretentiously display superfluous grandiosity, especially when socially out of context.
adj. Having the qualities of a pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.

I'd go on a cruise, but that'd be very klein of me.

by Giant Jerry September 5, 2006

Klein

Klein is another name for a douchebag.

"look at that Klein over there yelling at his girlfriend. didn't he cheat on her last week?"

by Kate021010 April 14, 2010

klein

Klein, Andy: noun

The guy who sends little black boys over with flowers for me, and is also known for bringing me iced tea.

Andy Klein is a sweetheart.

by bella June 21, 2004

kleins

Short for "Calvin Kleins" - usually referring to mens underwear available from the designer clothing label Calvin Klein. Most often refers to boxer shorts or boxer briefs.

Check out that guy in his kleins.

I was so hot i got got my nut in my kleins.

I got myself some sweet kleins from the store today.

by ScottyInLondon September 12, 2005

klein

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

klein

(N0) A person who leaves a domicile and doesn't close the door behind them.

Stop being a such Klein you son of a bitch its cold out side.

by andy45247 November 27, 2007