kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

Neil Kleinman

When you take something very simple and screw it all up!

Man all you had to do was file the financials and the stock wouldn't have been suspended but you went and pulled a Neil Kleinman

by CAVERSTEM June 16, 2018

jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.

“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!

by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

Kleinmann

Kleinmann's live in mostly the Midwest and the South. The ones in the Midwest are usually tall. The ones in the South are mostly average height. The Kleinmann name comes from Germany where it was originally from until the people carrying the name came to the United States, specifically, Ohio.

Girl: Yo who are they?
Boy: Oh those gotta be the Kleinmann's.

by bigredheadgirl January 24, 2019

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

Lilly Kleinman

This is a girl with many values. She will love to flirt with the guys her friends are talking to and be a skank.

She will usually be nerdy and loving and funny on the outside, but be a conniving whore on the inside!

‘Lilly Kleinman is a bitch and is going to steal my man!’

by May’s Poofta August 29, 2023