kleegloss

A reference to Grian- Hermitcraft 7: Episode 62 when a glass reading is left in his barge.

kl-kleegloss? WHAT IS THIS!? Am I going insane!? Can anybody read this!

by freygeothewhy January 12, 2021

Klee

Local babey terrorist of Mondstadt (also pyromaniac) Unlimited amount of bombs and likes desecrating the fish population for fun ^.^ Good friends with most people in Mondstadt except Diluc. But Razor and Albedo are like big brothers to her while Jean takes care of her until her mother returns. Her favorite toys are bombs and to her most treasured bombs she likes to bury <3

Jean: Hey, have you seen Klee anywhere?
Kaeya: Yeah, Albedo and her went to go test if alchemy could enhance her bombs enough to destroy a mountain top :/
Jean: ... o_O

by notabannana January 19, 2021

kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

kebert xela

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>

by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008