Camp Wingate Kirkland 

An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.

I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.

Camp Wingate Kirkland by Camp wk lover August 13, 2019

Kirkland

A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.

-Dude, were's that guy rich white guy from?
-He's from Kirkland, man.

Kirkland by potatoboy221 December 30, 2010

kirkland

a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.

Oh look! Kirkland soap!

kirkland by loser2525 July 2, 2012

Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.

Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.

Kirkland wet wipe by Hufrtd August 8, 2015

Alice in Kirkland 

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

Alice in Kirkland by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.

New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!

Kirkland, WA by Wataxnay November 23, 2010

Kirkland Bubble 

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

Kirkland Bubble by Itsnotme December 29, 2008