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kidz bop

a group of kids derived from disney channel that turn mainstream hits, that are already overplayed, into the total failures. their high pitched voices together sound like a damned creature deep down in the pits hell. we keep listening to music with more cursing and shit like that but they just manage to cover it up with more giggling and add it to their cd.
*friend turns on radion*

friend~ hey move along's on by all american rejects

me~ kidz bop already sang it and ruined it, that song is a total failure now

*changes channel*
friend~hey its bad romance from lady gaga

me~ they sang that too, what while thay ruin next!!!

friend~ hey its wake me up when september ends by greenday
-.-
by someoneyoukn0w February 21, 2011
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One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.
Kidz Bop really, really sucks. They shouldn't even make another CD.
by Aztec_Falcon September 1, 2008
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KidzBOP

Why listen to the original song sung by the artist, when you can listen to the song by children that make it worse ?
"Hey, did you hear about the new kidzBOP?"
"It SUCKS BALLS!"
by justanotherpersonnnnn July 15, 2009
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Kidz Bop.

1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.

2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?"

"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."

2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."

"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."
by Lil Miss Magic June 29, 2009
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n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See cruel and unusual punishment
"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song!"
by RogueRising August 13, 2003
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stupid kidz

1. A term that generally refers to people who conduct retarded acts or display excessive juvenile behavior.

2. Refers to a group or collection of pathetically stupid kids, where the 's' in kids (or kid's) is dropped and replaced with 'z' to denote their stupid nature.

3. Kids that act like retards usually to get attention who inadvertently embarrass those with real mental disabilities.

4. A group of stupid kids that ascend beyond the levels of average stupid kids.
Example 1:

<Jimmy>: hey wtf is that guy doing to that stop sign?
<Timmy>: that my friend would be a stupid kid trying to attempt an ollie, with a dislodged stop sign... oh look he's got his lighter out, guess it's not a challenge unless it's on fire too. Dear lord, his friends are video taping it.
<Jimmy>: lol, stupid kidz!!

Example 2:

<Stupid Kid>: Screw it, this algebra blows. Hey dude, wanna leave class and play hacky sac?
<Dude>: No way man, I'm not gonna skip class to toss around some frikken bean-bag!
<Stupid Kid>: You suck! *smacks him with hacky sac*
<Dude>: aww fuck! wth!?! *throws said sac back in retaliation*
<Stupid Kidz Stupid Friend>: c'mon bro, let's get wasted... we don't need this turd. *smacks dude with his own sac*
<Dude>: *throws the second stupid kidz hacky sac out the window* Fetch bitch!
<Stupid Kidz>: *flips off the dude and make their way out the window*
<Teacher>: *hears dude* That will be detention for you mister!
<Dude>: asswipes! damn those stupid kidz!
by Darrenator January 13, 2010
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the perfect way to take a good song and uglify the shit out of it. seriously, why dont you just make a "chipmunk" version of it???? i just saw a commercial for the newest CD and heard adam lambert's very good song Whataya Want From Me. WAY TO TOTALLY DESTROY A PERFECT SONG!
justing beiber: so, how good am i at singing?
Person: you sound like you belong on kidz bop!
by your faces moms foots eye July 10, 2010
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