A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
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Dinosexual people often enjoy the presence of reptiles or other marine creatures unknown to most of the normal people.
Dinosexual people may often be recognized by the presence of crocodile boots and other reptile accessories worn directly on their skin.
Dinosexual people often enjoy the presence of reptiles or other marine creatures unknown to most of the normal people.
Dinosexual people may often be recognized by the presence of crocodile boots and other reptile accessories worn directly on their skin.
Page: Jen is dinosexual.
P-L : No way, how come?
Page: She agreed to be fucked by a stegosaurus rex
P-L: Oh really?
Page: Ya really!
P-L: No way!! That girl is so dinosexual!
P-L : No way, how come?
Page: She agreed to be fucked by a stegosaurus rex
P-L: Oh really?
Page: Ya really!
P-L: No way!! That girl is so dinosexual!
by Adam Page November 5, 2008
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someone who is only attracted to dinosaurs, they say this so they don't have to say that they haven't been laid yet
AJ: Hey, how many times you been laid
P: I'm a dinosexual so I don't like people
Aj: we know you're just saying that cause your a virgin and can't get laid
P: I'm a dinosexual so I don't like people
Aj: we know you're just saying that cause your a virgin and can't get laid
by A horny lesbian February 9, 2019
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by Nilsy October 6, 2019
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Me: I think I’m in love with Kio Cyr, but I’m not sure
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!
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Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm.. Kirisexual!
Nejire Hado:: You can do it, Amajiki-kun!
Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm.. Kirisexual!
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