Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

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Ding-a-ling king

The baddest bootleg muthafucka around

Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it

by Ding-a-ling king May 8, 2014

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An individual who enjoys and takes pride in perfecting the straightness, as well as, forming an even amount of methamphetamines into a line or multiple lines to share with friends.
This individual may see his talent as a "God Given" gift and think that noone will ever be able to put methamphetamines lines out better than himself.

Bryant is the one you need to see. He is the line king around here.

by Bombasspussy511 April 22, 2018

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Kingling

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.

Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.

by oksloth September 17, 2012

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