King Arthur

When the male genitals are in the anal cavity of another person and it is so tight that your genitals get stuck

man her asshole was so tight my dick god stuck i got king arthured

by baileymk6 September 27, 2018

king arthur

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.

King Arthur was cool.

by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008

king arthur

He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.

Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.

by Excalibur April 30, 2006

king arthur

Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.

He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

Jesus.

by iang423 May 31, 2006

King Arthured

When you thrust your dick into the anus of a female or male companion and protrudes through the body until it comes out of the mouth and is then inserted into the anus of the next male/female and so on and so forth and when the entire length of the dick has been used up you swing said dick at people passing by saying "I am the King of England. Bow before your King!"

-"Dude, i totally King Arthured Angie and Amy last night.
-"Sweet, how many people knelled?"

by Michael Dangelo June 22, 2011

king arthur

He pulled out a sword from a sword that nobody could pull out. He soon was made king.
One time he was battling agains a knight he broke his sword and he was nearly killed. Soon enough Merlin came and rescued him.merlin took him to the lady of the lake and she gave him a sword named Excalibur.

he really isn't that special.

by you don't need to know May 13, 2005

king arthur

When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)

The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.

Oh man, when Daylon was passed out drunk, I gave him a King Arthur and took pictures. I left one in his pocket for him to find when he woke up.

by AGreen BHM January 15, 2006