for example: "Hey man, I friggin' burning here!"
"Here...let me rub some ointment on your back..."
"DUDE! YOUR SUCH A KIMP!"
"Here...let me rub some ointment on your back..."
"DUDE! YOUR SUCH A KIMP!"
by Chris teh Foo May 08, 2006
KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.
by Uncle Des July 21, 2010
by WorldWide44 January 03, 2012
You want beats mush
by Masterbigcockdwayne August 27, 2019
KIMP is a shortform of Kelantan Is My Panggil, It is often used to indicate need of support (as in an emergency) or straight up used for emergency
"Our group is in trouble, KIMP!"
"KIMP! I need help!"
In special occasions you can also use it to activate lockdown mode
"We're in a KIMP right now"
"KIMP! I need help!"
In special occasions you can also use it to activate lockdown mode
"We're in a KIMP right now"
by ayreen April 13, 2024
A person who simps SO HARD that they wish their managers, who they have known for less than a month, happy birthday. These people think they're cool, but they aren't. These people also tend to be bad at chess and like to get mid-part haircuts.
by AsianDumbpling May 18, 2021