kimp

A gay person who doesn't know he is gay.

for example: "Hey man, I friggin' burning here!"
"Here...let me rub some ointment on your back..."
"DUDE! YOUR SUCH A KIMP!"

by Chris teh Foo May 17, 2006

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

Kimp-Dusked

The act of being beatin and being raped mercifully.

Dude we got Kimp-Dusked by that test today at school

by WorldWide44 January 2, 2012

Kimp

Someone who tells there parents eveything

Dam it why’d you tell you mum ? Your such a kimp

by Hot mumma November 30, 2017

Steve kimp

You want beats mush

My name Steve kimp and my daughter is sexy

by Masterbigcockdwayne August 27, 2019

Kimp

A portmanteau of Simp and Kin, where one simps for a character while kinning them.

The act of doing so is known as "Kimping"

Friend 1: Oh yeah, I kimp Kokichi, I can't even.
Friend 2: Bruh, you're kimping real hard.

by WanderlustRebel November 29, 2020

KIMP

KIMP is a shortform of Kelantan Is My Panggil, It is often used to indicate need of support (as in an emergency) or straight up used for emergency

"Our group is in trouble, KIMP!"
"KIMP! I need help!"

In special occasions you can also use it to activate lockdown mode

"We're in a KIMP right now"

by ayreen April 13, 2024