kimp

A gay person who doesn't know he is gay.

for example: "Hey man, I friggin' burning here!"
"Here...let me rub some ointment on your back..."
"DUDE! YOUR SUCH A KIMP!"

by Chris teh Foo May 17, 2006

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

Kimp-Dusked

The act of being beatin and being raped mercifully.

Dude we got Kimp-Dusked by that test today at school

by WorldWide44 January 2, 2012

Kimp

Skin between the lip.

You have a kimp in your lip.

by wickedninja2 June 12, 2018

Steve kimp

You want beats mush

My name Steve kimp and my daughter is sexy

by Masterbigcockdwayne August 27, 2019

Kimp

Someone who wants to be smart and tries to come back in a conversation only to make a fool out of themselves

Wow, that kimp really tried to roast, huh?

No, you’re wrong you fucking kimp!

by Kira Queen Bite Za Dusto Land October 1, 2019

Kimp

Someone who tells there parents eveything

Dam it why’d you tell you mum ? Your such a kimp

by Hot mumma November 30, 2017