kidnaped

When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.

There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.

by watchalookinatfoo March 26, 2008

Kitnapper

Someone, usually an ex, who abducts your pet kitten, and sells it on a rehoming site before you get home

"She made it look like the kitten had escaped from the window, but actually she had got a kitnapper to stage it .."
"She did what?!! Fucking hell what a heartless kitnapping cowbag!!".

by Dev.dealio May 13, 2022

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

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by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

The Kidnapper

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

by ivandominguez February 18, 2011