Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

by HBK* January 7, 2011

To pop her / his / it's kidneys

this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"

Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

tappin' kidneys

is the act of fucking the shit out of a girl, or going to be in the future.

Damn, I am going to be tappin' those kidneys tonight.

I was tappin' kidneys last night!

by joe suck me off February 12, 2006

rearranging my kidneys

Anal sex

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.

by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kidney rape

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"

I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.

by Docjlove June 28, 2015