kiddies

More of an observed phenomenon than a group of actual young people, kiddies refers to the apparent force that seemingly sways various events on the Internet.

The kiddies woke up and voted for Donkey Kong in the poll.
The kiddies got home from school and stole all my HITs.

by smasherx December 28, 2005

kiddies

1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects

1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by sj0r June 13, 2003

kiddy

Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.

No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!

by Al January 9, 2005

kiddie

A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything

Dude 1 is a kiddie

by DoomBringer316 February 12, 2004

kiddy

Kiddy, to be friendly, easy to get along with and completely off your trolly

Our party on Friday night could do with a Kiddy.

by Carl Heaton May 22, 2003

kiddies

People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant

Just wait till the kiddies wake up!

by EvilZak August 24, 2003

Kiddies

Kiddies, usually Used in Britain when joking about a kidnapping or a nonce

Year 7: yeah fam innit did you see those kiddies get snatched

Friend: yeah fam he propa likes kids him

by Your daily slang teacher April 16, 2020